Meatfist Bionetics is here to serve

Thanks to the melting polar icecaps, much of Europe will be underwater by 2039. Thankfully, Meatfist companies are ready for this disaster and are bringing to market several bionetic transponders for use in emergency work, public safety and computer security.

And, as with all Meatfist businesses, you can be guaranteed to be ahead of the savage beardo curve when it comes, with a steady supply of dehydrated sheep milk and foil packaged glucose suppositories.